Brain Fluff

SOMETHING THAT IS FLUFFY:

Andrew Marshall's hair at this moment.

OTHER THINGS THAT ARE FLUFFY:

St. Bernard Puppies.
Kittens.
Hobbits.
Dandilions.
Clouds.
Cotton Balls.

ASSOCIATION:

Andrew Marshall = St. Bernard Puppies/Kittens/Hobbits/Dandilions/Clouds/Cotton Balls.

GOOD RESULT:

Andrew Marshall is often cuddled by the kind of people who like to cuddle St. Bernard Puppies or kittens. Very often this includes attractive women. (Although it does also include other sorts of people...nothing is gained without sacrifice, friendly readers.)

BAD RESULT:

Andrew Marshall is also often:

Given rabies vacinations and forced to take heartworm medication once a month.

Made to journey across Mordor to destroy the One Ring.

Blown on while people make wishes.

Stared at by young lovers on picknicks. ( I see a hippo! No, it looks like a giraffe to me! You know what I see? What? An engagment ring. Will you marry me and then divorce me four years from now after we have a child? Of course, of course, a thousand times yes!)

Glued to construction paper by second graders during Christmas to make snowmen. (or what ever else people use cotton balls for)

TANGENT:

In fact...are cotton balls used for anything but arts and crafts projects in the second grade? I find it hard to believe that the cotton ball industry could sustain itself based soley on a cotton ball's easy adaptability into two dimensional clouds and snowmen on a construction paper background.
But perhaps. Perhaps.

CONCLUSION:

Andrew Marshall is at least as awesome as a cotton ball.